The Comic Genius of Stephen Wright:
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| Steven Wright "Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark." "I intend in living forever. So far, so good." "The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach." "Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow." "Borrow money from pessimist, they don't expect it back." "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he is gone." "I have two very rare photographs. One is Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is Norman Rockwell beating up a child." "My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreos while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon appointments." |
